So, I was feeling lonely on Twitter today and no matter what I did no one would respond. (I even changed my photo to a sexy photo!) Anyway–so I was like, “What better way to gain friends than to bribe them?”

Yeah, you think that’s all sad and pathetic, don’t you? Well–I had a hell of a time! Here’s what I did:

I said I would give away one free ARC copy of Shadow of the Sun, the first in my Timeless Series, to whoever answered this question the best: If the President of another country asked for your help in dominating another country, what scenario would play out?

This, in fact, was supposed to help me with a situation in my book. Instead, I came away with laughter and a host of new ideas for other books. You crazy kids you! So, without further adieu, I thought I’d post the top four:

(THESE ARE COMPLETELY UNEDITED . . . Let the hilarity ensue.)

@Lisa_sps

I would create some kind of pill that would make the habitants of the other country obey to the president that needed my help and then I would sell the pill saying that it had the power of making people smarter and incorporated in the coffee suplies of the said country then, I would sell it as chocolate to the kids (because they don’t like coffe and pills are’t exactly their favorite thing) And after the president dominated the country I would ask for my payment (only a few millions) and the president to avoid paying me would dissolve in my water one of the pills that I had created and I would become under his control! Because crime never pays (at least to the less powerful ones)

@SL_2030

^^ Probs would hook up w/him, corrupt his mind or smthn. Or I’d be a nice friend/partner & offer ideas for the domination ^^ Ah hell, I’d just kill the man or turn him into a gnome so he can’t do a-thing bad & then I’d b the queen of t/world! Bwahaha

@ramen_addict

It would depend. If I agreed, I would demand to be sent over there as a spy w/ a team of hot guys and explode stuff. (1/2) If I disagreed w/ their ploy for world domination, I would quickly say no, then run. Or allow them to bribe me. (2/2)

I asked: ORly? What kind of bribe?

Not completely sure yet. I would probably ask for the team of hot guys and explode things anyway.

@BryanThomasS

I’d have to use my secret brainwashing technique to make him my puppet first, before helping him conquer the world, of course I’d also leak info about the other country having hidden nukes to up the ante and send the military in And while I did that I’d have an affair with his wife and daughter. Might as well be a good criminal and all

NOW! Which one is your favorite?

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